Subtle Admission…
June 9th, 2009 by brettkm
“I didn’t do it, I didn’t do anything, I’ve never been in trouble before”
Its all standard stuff for the police to hear, and when the person in question then quotes law and acts of law with ease, and even mimick the reading of their rights, you know you’ve got the right guy.
I couldnt help but laugh when i saw this on Police Ten seven the other week. They seem to be sure the can convince the cops they have the wrong person. I’d say the subtle admission they then give by refering to sections of the law pretty much puts them in shit street.
I have yet to work out what it is that makes a person confident they can convince the police its not them. Maybe its the alcohol that is usually involved. Or the drugs. Either way they are pretty sure if they tell the pope he’s actually buddhist, he’ll believe them.
The crime shows on tv are not the place to learn the best excuses. I have never heard so much rubbish. One guy telling the police he wasnt running down the drive way and into the garden of some strangers house to get away, he just wanted to go that way! Oh of course! I’ve seen the light! How stupid the police and every other soul watching were to believe that he was at some stage involved in any sort of strife.
I’m sure they have heard many more fasinating excuses to so many situations. And really some of these drop kicks make the ‘My dog ate my homework’ excuse look like gospel.
So next time you see a young, rough looking man trying to keep his pants up while running down the street with a spray can in his hand, just remember… he just decided to run for no reason!
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